Funny Captions

'KNEEL BEFORE ME YOU PETTY HUMAN!' The pigeon inwardly screamed as he swooped down into a kamikaze dive and released a rather alarming amount of bird waste onto the fleeing human, Jake Long,  who wouldn't dare feed him of all pigeons. 'This Jake Long shall be cursed for all eternity by my children and my children's children.' The pigeon declared rather matter-of-factually.

 It wasn't until after he had ridden down the slippery and wet street when Jerry realized that this was a terrible idea. It wasn't until after he face planted face first onto the pavement when he realized this was a dreadful idea. Not to mention the immense pain spreading all over his upper body from the sear force and weight from the bicycle and pavement combined. He really should've called taxi, his co-workers weren't going to easily let him forget out his little... "mishap".

 

"For Christ sakes, Issac! You're going to come with us on a family outing, so leave the computer behind!" His father, William, ordered as he dragged his son along the gravel by the arm trying to get him into the van. "D-Dad, no you don't u-understand! I need to finish playing this game!" Jacob literally bawled, clenching tightly onto the computer with his only free hand as he tried to convince his father that this was a life and death situation. At the same time, his mother,  Nicole stood behind the sidelines with a mused smile on her face as she snapped a photo of the scene unfolding in front of her.